Gifts to Avoid this Valentine’s Day (and every holiday)

1.  A Pez dispenser
2. Alcohol
3.  A card with the other person’s name spelled wrong
4.  An electric blanket
5.  A microwave
6.  Anything with the label “As Seen on TV”
7.  Fake flowers
8. Self-help books
9. The Complete “Saw” Collection on Blu-Ray
10. Alarm clock
11. Razors
12. Gym membership
13. Something with another person’s name on it

The Monroe Buzz 02-09-2015